You know you're in a recession when...

Teachers start moonlighting as prostitutes on Craig's list.

Shall I say it again?

You know you're in a recession when teachers start moonlighting as prostitutes on Craig's list.

One more time.

You know you're in a recession when teachers start moonlighting as prostitutes on Craig's list.


...I think I just threw up a little.

Now seriously, a 4th grade teacher at an elementary school in Bellafontaine, Ohio -Amber Carter, 35- left school early Tuesday (taking half a sick day) and was arrested in a motel parking lot in Bellefontaine.

Are you kidding me?
She whored herself out to pay the rent? It's kind of scary to see the extent of the economic downturn and its toll on the American people -shiver-

What next, Grannies out on the corners, flashing their girdles at paying eyes so they can afford health care?
"OBAMA, you have some explainin to do!" Desi Arnaz (Holy sh- He's back from the dead?!)

And while we're on the topic of teachers, and ... 'side jobs' apparently, your potential workplace CAN find you on the web. Once they know you have a Facebook and Myspace, all they have to do is type in your name and -Voila!- all of your personal information is displayed on their high-definition Dell computers. Unless you're smart enough to change your last name and make your profile private.

But most aren't.

Yes, your drunken pictures on the coast of Puerto Rico are against Company policy, and we're going to have to let you go Chuck. Oh and tell Sidney we don't like how she listed she can "dance like a stripper" on her 'About Me' and that she's fired too. Have a nice day :D

The moral of this extremely long tangent?
Don't do stuff that can land you in trouble, especially if you're a teacher idiot.

Peace,Love,and Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Modest Justice