Yeah I've decided to quit with the whining and smile! :D
Is it working?
Recently, I've found (well a friend showed me) out about this HORRIBLE, WORST, PIECE-OF-CRAP-MANKIND-COULD-CREATE fanfic written a couple years back.
It's 'loosely based' on Harry Potter.
It has lots of language, description of clothing, and generally the worst grammar and spelling ever imagined.
The writing is basically that of a dyslexic sea monkey on crack (Well, after she 'fires' her editor)
If you wish to take the torturing yet somehow hypnotizing journey of reading such a fanfic- and possibly waste precious moments of your life while doing so- then search of My Immortal fanfic
.... or just click here you lazy bum --> I said HERE!
But if reading really isn't your 'thing' and you prefer a dramatic reading (which I highly recommend for the lulz and the british accent which always makes everything better)
then proceed to Hellfire Commentaries (no pun intended) over ---> HERE
I'm sure you guys are wondering "This is why you haven't been updating for the past week or so? THIS?!"
But of course not sillies! I haven't updated because I had work to do :D
The reason why I haven't taken the initiative to update for the past couple of days is because of THAT :D
[And the effect of listening to 44 chapters of dramatic reading has permanently affected -or is it effected?- the voice in my head to only speak in a british accent. So play along and pretend the narrator for this post is speaking with an accent dangit!]
That'll be all for today children of the corn,